O-RE-O, Oh Ohhh - An addiction story - Part II

I can report that these are unnecessary in case you hadn't guessed.  They are structurally unsound, one bite and the cookies split apart, don't even think about dunking them in milk lest you want to try to fish pieces out of your cup, and the isn't worth the extra effort.  I can also confirm that they are a gazillion calories...sample at your own risk.

O-RE-O, Ohhh Oh - my story of addiction

It is a short story without many words...preferably double-stuffed