Thank Goodness the Internet Didn't Break

I know the point was for all of this publicity so I kind of don't want to mention it, but I also kind of think that a certain famous for no reason person really thinks she's a big enough deal to "break the internet." I want to say something mean about what would happen if she sat on it, but that's silly and doesn't make sense. Also, in the spirit of not talking about it, how is her butt that big and her waist that small?

I'm purposefully not tagging this post out of protest, lol